Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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