Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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