what if I'm pregnant?
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They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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