watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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