Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't turn off my feet"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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