I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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