Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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