okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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