his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
birth control should be required to get into college
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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