Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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