Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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