I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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