I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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