I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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