Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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