I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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