i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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