Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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