Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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