Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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