I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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