you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
this will be a night to untag.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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