i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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