Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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