There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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