I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
