i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
