No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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