Sry I called you an 8
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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