Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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