oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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