2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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