Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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