I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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