we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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