this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
bring money and cleavage
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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