we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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