go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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