OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I AM VODKA MAN
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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