i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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