At least make sure they are 18
Why
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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