I'm really into asian looking animals
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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