hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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