Well douche your snatch and let's go!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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