So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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