Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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