i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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