i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
