who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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