We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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