I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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