you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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