Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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