U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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