He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
zippers are such a cool invention
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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