I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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