He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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