I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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