We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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