why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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